Hey, i got a nalgene! - Nalgene 16 oz Narrow Mouth

It's a nice Nalgene! Not like those Nalgenes you get from Desert Bluffs, with their fancy whosits and whatnots! This is a fine 16 oz small mouted Nalgene than one could only create in a dream perhaps, or maybe in a vision from the heavens above. Holds liquids like you couldn't imagine, almost defines belief if I'm being honest. I will personally recommend this drinking device to every man, woman, child, and animal I meet in person until the day I die. Godspeed my thirsty neighbors and be parched no more after you receive this glorious gift.

This review was written in the old system and had content requirements that are different than reviews written today.