High crotch, short inseam and small pockets - Prana Tacoda Relaxed Fit Pant - Men's

Tagged size was waist 34" and inseam 32". Actual waist is 35" and inseam is 30". The crotch rise is only 11" and they make me feel like I'm wearing a climbing harness all day long. (That is not a good thing). Front pockets are ridiculously short at only 7 inches deep! I don't carry a lot of stuff but my slim wallet and 5" smartphone don't fit in these pockets. Why, because when you walk or sit the anything over 3 inches long inside these pockets will smash into your hips. I can't put anything other than car keys into the front pockets and comfortably walk or sit.